When people buy firewood - you buy cashmere

You like quality, but you are conscious. If there’s an opening to make “a good deal” you are all ears. And that spreadsheet of yours might look dull, but in fact, everyone else are fools. Sit back and relax in your 2x wool/cashmere zip. It’s not pure cashmere, but it has the same heating ROI – BIIIINGO!

Heating ROI this winter: Excel proof.

Big house – lot’s of heating. Thankfully, there’s a way to keep the heating to a minimum, as well as looking so comfy that your partner will want to extend the family. All you and your partner need to do is to slide into a pair of long-fiber cashmere socks and our 4-ply ‘Sestriere’ roll neck. The kids? They keep warm by running around, people told us. You can also hide them inside our cashmere polo, like a baby roo’.

Heating ROI this winter: All Christmas gifts this year will basically be “free”.

We love Patagonia – don’t get us wrong, they’re amazing. But sometimes, letting the outdoors be the outdoors can be beneficial, to everyone. Which is why we made this fantastic 2-ply cashmere vest. No bullshit, no logo. Keeps your vitals warm and healthy, all the while lowering the energy consumption of your body and the design let you move freely, like a 90’s broker.

Heating ROI this winter: Like when you joined the Gamestop race…

Although costs are usually no problem for you DINKs – you’d rather spend your filthy high double income on white truffle rather than heating, right? Understood. That is why you invest in a 4-ply Sestriere cashmere polo each, and add a pair of pure cashmere rib socks. Now go on, get back to reading your glossy magazine, and dream on about all the things you are going to do, while you still can…

Heating ROI this winter: Who needs to dine at home?

Netflix without the chill part. Lighting up a fireplace seems unnecessary to you, and you are right. Because all you need this winter is your BG cashmere set including a turtleneck, scarf, beanie, and socks. The best part? They’re softer than a partner’s touch (you think…).

Heating ROI this winter: No need to share Netflix, HBO, or Amazon Prime accounts anymore.

You’re not a tech-billionaire, yet. But you’re on the mooove, you’re going places! And for that reason, you need sporty clothes, apparently. We’re not going to stand in your way, but rather help you on your path. Because every cent counts, and with a pure cashmere hoodie, cashmere socks and a BG cap on top – your energy consumption is at a minimum, allowing you to focus on that next Spotify of yours. The best part? Look tech savvy af while doing so.

Heating ROI this winter: Tickets to Austin, TX are free.